People Watching #17
Jose and Marco...
(translated from Spanish)
"What you think about Alice?"
"Alice? Who's Alice?"
"The new waitress. Nice ass." Jose pointed toward her with his eyebrow. "I would bend her over the barrel of oil in the stock room. BANG - BANG."
"Right in there with all the cockroaches, huh?"
"Yeah. What? You wouldn't do that?"
Marco poked out his bottom lip and shook his head. "Naw, she has bad teeth. I always smell her breath, man."
"So. Give her a stick of Double Mint and BANG - BANG - BANG."
"Naw... She's prolly a meth-head trucker-type girl, man. And you notice she always wears long sleeve shirts?" Jose nodded. "Prolly heroin, man. My guess... Prostitute on drugs, maybe got the VD too, man."
"Pretty sure, man."
Jose looked worried.