All Time Great Rudeness

I saw this woman on the train the other day. She left her home in an obvious attempt to look cute: yellow summer dress, flip-flops, cocoa buttered herself thoroughly, threw on some sunglasses.

Now this is a crowded Red Line train to the Loop in Chicago... Why and the fuck does she think she's entitled to take up four fucking seats on a busy train wit her fat ass? Sorry for calling her a "fat ass" - not nice - but why? This is the attitude that keeps her life busted and disgusted. I can guarantee she's busted and disgusted - look at her expression.

Lesson: Don't be this woman!

• Don't be rude to strangers
• Don't let your default expression be mean
• Don't overeat
• Don't do not exercise (yeah I said it!)
• Don't feel entitled
  
• Don't be the ignorant center of attention
• Don't don't care
• Don't Don't Don't

Maybe her feet just hurt really bad. Or she has to keep her ankles elevated. I don't know. But she just looked like the cliché mean black lady putting her dry ass feet up taking up a bunch of room on a crowded train with the expression "you better not say nothing". If it wasn't crowded I wouldn't care - look in the window reflection, all seats were filled.

Usually I'd crack a joke at her and, respectfully and jokingly, break her down a little to get to the real person. Make her smile. But that day I didn't have the energy, so I just snapped the pic. She probably would have mistaking my speaking to her as trying to holler...LOL