All Time Great Good Feelings - Class C

Yelling and applauding for your favorite artist or band or comedian to return for an encore, standing on a sticky concrete floor just so far from the stage, floating on the wisps of weed smoke and the waves of the last $15 drink, holding an attractive stranger in your arms, you think said her name was Melinda or it could be Lucinda or maybe Heather, but she's touching you like you're hers, and the artist or band or comedian comes back and performs as if they're having a spiritual experience on stage, and the audience and all that are present are intertwined in the fabric of the same glorious moment, and as you lift your cellphone backlight and sing every word, you feel so alive.

Other Class C Good Feelings:

• Watching your favorite team win the championship in the final seconds surrounded by people who love the team and the game as much as you...
• Finishing up the most intense workout with a massage by young Russian hands, falling asleep on the table...
• Getting a goodbye kiss from your wife or live-in before she goes on a planned vacation with her girls, leaving you alone to fart, drink, and watch porn and sports as your heart desires...