People Watching #11


Corey...


...I'm walking down Lincoln and I had this gum in my back pocket I forgot about. It was all sticky and soggy from sweat because it had been in my back pocket for a while. So I wanted a piece and I peeled the wrapping from a stick, but it was a sticky mess. I put what gum I could peel off in my mouth, ya know... It was my ass-sweat, so it was cool. And I threw rest of the gummy packaging to the ground, but I didn't see Corey right in front of me.

"Man, what the f*ck? You see me out here sweeping up cigarette butts. How you just goin' throw that shit down right in front of me?"

"My bad, dawg."

1 comment:

  1. LOL...Man where do you come up with this lol...

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