People Watching #5
...Carl thought, "This has got to be the most boring job in the history of jobs." He keyed the keyboard. "I can't even get on my frakin' fantasy football on this network. Let me see something..." He looked behind him and punched the keys: redtube.com - denied; pornhub.com - denied; tube8.com - denied. "I hope they don't keep a record of this stuff...I am sooo bored. If I go take a smoke, that'll waste a couple minutes. I can take five minutes, if I go take a shit... I'm going to take a shit, then a smoke. I hope I get the H1N1. Susan got a week off because she had a cough..."
"I really hate this job."