People Watching #5


Carl...

...Carl thought, "This has got to be the most boring job in the history of jobs." He keyed the keyboard. "I can't even get on my frakin' fantasy football on this network. Let me see something..." He looked behind him and punched the keys: redtube.com - denied; pornhub.com - denied; tube8.com - denied. "I hope they don't keep a record of this stuff...I am sooo bored. If I go take a smoke, that'll waste a couple minutes. I can take five minutes, if I go take a shit... I'm going to take a shit, then a smoke. I hope I get the H1N1. Susan got a week off because she had a cough..."

"I really hate this job."

7 comments:

  1. One of my girlfriends and I used to calculate how long we could go to the bathroom and send text messages to make our day pass by faster a few years ago. lol...

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  2. It doesn't work though, right? You'd come back and only 3 minutes have passed. Then you'd go to the vending machine and waste a few minutes staring at it...

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  3. *DEAD* LMAOOOOOOO!! Now my co-worker is probably in his office blogging some shit like this about me because of the hysterical outburst I just made and the sound of my fingers banging on the keyboard as I type this.

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  4. Hope you love, at least like, your job. LOL

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  5. LOL...Man I sit and watch people kinda like this. Wondering whats on their minds or what are the things they are going through...I am quite the observer

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